About:
A crass vile misanthropic reprobate unfit for societal consumption held together with grease and duct tape in an attempt to portray some semblance of a functioning adult. Also makes delicious wings.
Education:
“We don’t need no…”
Interests/Hobbies:
My midlife crisis has consisted of learning the ukulele, the tenor guitar, and most recently a killer dark cherry electric mandolin. I’ve been known to devour a plate of nachos, toss around a frisbee, or play some Kubb. Cartoons rule.